Monday, July 03, 2006

You can't make this stuff up...

This ‘joke de la jour’ is taken a forum on ExpatSingapore – where one can find answers to the burning issues on life as an expat in Singapore (e.g. where your maid goes to on a Sunday, why you can never get a taxi in the rush hour and where to find the best laksa/pepper crab/chicken rice in Singapore):

Q: I'm interested in buying a modest apartment in Singapore to avoid wasting money on rent. Can anyone advise what sort of money I could expect to pay?
A. I would expect you would pay in Singapore dollars.

Quality response! It’s up there with:

Q: I'm interested in learning to play the Spanish Guitar. Can anyone advise where I can get lessons?
A. Spain?

1 comment:

Holly Rowland said...

Hugh saw a great comment online recently - on a Google group dedicated to Microsoft Windows the question was:

"Can I install floor to ceiling windows in my HDB flat"